人民网.
People's Network.
柔柔:什么?
Soft: What?
姜昆:我死了算什么呀?
KANG QUN: What am I supposed to be dead?
奸 ...
That's... that's... that's...
我也知道你的事情.
I know about you, too.
休息一下而已!
It's just a break!
"訥于言而敏于行".
"To speak and to act."
我注意到一件重要的事!
I noticed something important!
人情冷暖,何至于此?
What's the point of being warm?
我要...
I'm gonna...
嗟乎!
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
他做什么了?
What did he do?
生于莫斯科.
Born in Moscow.
保重了!
Take care!
做效果!"
Make it work!"
不做折扣和返利.
No discounts and returns.
我思故我在.
That's why I'm here.
宁向直中取,不可曲中求.
I'd rather take it right in the middle, not right in the middle.
你就真系淫人所不淫.
You're the one who doesn't.
我要走我自己的路!
I'm going my way!
"她,我可以!"
"She, I can!"
竟......
I can't believe it.
留在北京有什么意思呵!
What's the point of staying in Beijing?
我...
I'm...
友乎?"
"Friendly?"
得救之道,确在其中.
The way to be saved is in it.
[扑通扑通] 嘿.
[Pushing] Hey.
上天才能持有的力量.
The power of heaven.
与朋友交,言而有信.
To make love to a friend, to speak and to believe.
离人心上秋.
In the middle of the fall.
根据彭彭第N定律......
According to the law of Pumbaa N...
真主确是至赦的,确是至慈的.
God is all-forgiving, all-merciful.
"anna". UCLA官方网站.
"Anna." UCLA official website.
我...
I'm...
苹果嘉儿:什么?
Apple: What?
我思故我在.
That's why I'm here.
苹果嘉儿:好吧,是太倔.
Apple: All right, it's too stubborn.
"我......"
"I'm..."
你要工作,是男人就要工作.
You work, you work for a man.
然而......
But...
珍奇:怎么了?
JN: What's going on?
我行得奸,企得奸!
I can do it! I can do it!
我...
I'm...
我友几?
How many friends do I have?
防冷涂的蜡!
Cold-painted wax!
小雨:我是小的,小的优先!
Rain: I'm small, small priority!
人民网.
People's Network.
狐妖之力,源于至情.
The power of the fox demon comes from love.
什么是离婚的主要原因?
What's the main reason for divorce?
我想要......
I want...
朝于斯,夕于斯.
Psychic, Psychic, Psychic.
一方面,只有跨越才能崛起;另一方面,只有跨越,才符合民族的自信心.
On the one hand, we can only rise if we cross; on the other hand, if we cross, it will be in keeping with national self-confidence.
"我害怕. "
"I'm afraid."
—— 列宁 上下同欲者胜.
Lenin, the one who wants to win.
我的工作主要是爬格子.
My job is mostly to climb the grid.
人民网.
People's Network.
你和我...
You and me...
主啊!
Lord!
舒服!
Comfortable!
你看我...
Look at me...
我等得起.
I can wait.
有种回去,回去!
Go back! Go back!
你又要乜啊?
What are you doing?
("瞧!
"Look!
"我,我是CAREER耶!
"I'm, I'm Caleer!
潘閬(?
What's the matter with you?
- 知乎.
- Yes.
跨什么的......
♪ Crossing what ♪
种麻得麻,种豆得豆.
Scrambling. Scrambling beans.
仰不愧于天,俯不怍于人.
Don't look down on the sky, don't fall down on people.
我拿到票了,我拿到票了......
I got the ticket, I got the ticket...
有我自己的......
I have my own...
融化我的,并不是你的毒...
Melt mine, not your poison...
你大我呀?
Are you older than me?
而且...
And...
宁添一斗,莫添一口.
I'd rather have a little bit of it than a little bit of it.
我瞎了!
I'm blind!
如果能做到干涉,就可以做到去控制.
If you can interfere, you can control it.
什么嘛!
What the hell!
一比五的氧与氮,才是可供呼吸的空气.
One-to-five oxygen and nitrogen is the air that breathes.
靠自己的力量!
With your own power!
生命并不是如此.
Life isn't like that.
幸福越与人共享,它的价值越增加.
The more happiness is shared, the more valuable it is.
快救我!
Help me!
我再踢走晒所有高官!
I'll kick all the high-ranking officials out again!
重要的是勇气!
It's about courage!
奚其正?"
What's wrong with you?
你真的....
You really...
加菲:不管是什么,只要能吃就行.
Garfield: Whatever it is, just eat it.
[突然倒下,而V 抓住了她] V:聽我說,艾薇.
V: Listen to me, Ivy.
是什么?
What is it?
而且......
And...
已行的事,后必再行.
It's done. It's done. It's done.
到底是..."
What the hell...?
(你放心!
Don't worry!
狠狠的...
That's tough.
我真的...
I really...
要看其"心".
It depends on the heart.
只有必然,才能沉重;所以沉重,便有价值.
It's only natural that it's heavy; it's so heavy that it's valuable.
我甚至......
I even...