# nv/TViuHdgPafrq.xml.gz
# pan/TViuHdgPafrq.xml.gz
(src)="1"> We need to decide which way to travel to our winter holiday resort
(trg)="1"> My Führer , we have got some very , very bad news .
(src)="2"> There are several different roads we can take to get there , but this one has the most McDonalds on it
(trg)="2"> We don 't know where we are , this map is useless and what is worse - we haven 't got any other device that could find our location .
(src)="3"> What the hell are you talking about ?
(src)="4"> I failed maths this semester , I 'm not going .
(trg)="3"> But I gave you my Galaxy Note and I begged you to install correctly a cracked Google Maps just in case .
(src)="5"> But chief .....
(trg)="4"> My Führer ...
(trg)="5"> But ...
(trg)="6"> Um ...
(src)="6"> We have packed the booze and smokes .....
(trg)="7"> We destroyed your phone because we hate Android phones ...
(trg)="8"> Just ...
(trg)="9"> Google Maps sucks , Apple and its maps rules .
(src)="7"> Everyone who has covered up for me in maths class leave the room
(trg)="10"> Anyone here that didn 't destroy my phone , leave the room .
(src)="8"> Damn it !
(trg)="11"> How dare you talk to me like that ? !
(src)="9"> You should have tried harder !
(trg)="12"> I lost my lovely Samsung !
(trg)="13"> Now you are screwed !
(src)="10"> I' ve been waiting for this holiday and that damned teacher ruined it
(trg)="14"> That was our last hope to find Rossmann !
(trg)="15"> How could you destroy my Samsung ?
(trg)="16"> This is unbelievable !
(src)="11"> When mom and dad find out Santa Clause won 't even come
(trg)="17"> And what 's the most surprising news - you prefer Apple iPhone 5 !
(trg)="18"> This $hit ?
(src)="12"> I was to get a new bike and a games console
(trg)="19"> This is the defeat of the century !
(src)="13"> Not to mention Hanka Mostowiak action figure I wanted so much
(trg)="20"> Small screen , lots of bugs ... ... problems with broken lock button , camera has got an " Purple Halo " issue ...
(src)="14"> Chief , we will find you a good tutor , you will retake it
(trg)="21"> My Führer , but iPhone 5 has an additional row of icons .
(src)="15"> You moron !
(trg)="22"> Shut up !
(trg)="23"> And this maps !
(src)="16"> Study on holiday ??
(src)="17"> Me ??
(src)="18"> You 're nuts
(trg)="24"> How can we find Rossmann with this horrible iOS maps , huh ? !
(src)="19"> Chief , there 's no other way
(trg)="25"> My Führer , please give us a chance !
(src)="20"> There 's no way that woman is going to make me study
(trg)="26"> NO !
(trg)="27"> Without Google Maps we can 't do ANYTHING !
(src)="21"> I was to play Angry Birds for two damn weeks
(trg)="28"> Please tell me , how do we deal with this bugged map ? !
(src)="22"> She has some spirit to have failed me
(trg)="29"> We won 't be able to find this damn shop !
(trg)="30"> NEVER !
(src)="23"> I 'm gonna make her really sorry for that i" m gonna poison her cat , stalk her on the net .
(trg)="31"> And what also drives me crazy in Apple is this nonsensical battle with Samsung !
(trg)="32"> Apple just want to patent a rectangle with rounded corners .
(trg)="33"> And what else ?
(src)="24"> She is going to regret that for the rest of her life
(trg)="34"> Black color of the phone ?
(src)="25"> Such beautiful plans , everything ruined , all the booze and smokes wasted ..... having a few laughs with the boys
(trg)="35"> I don 't think so that even the most stupid person can mistake iPhone with one of the Galaxy phone , goddammit !
(src)="26"> I can 't believe she made me so angry .
(src)="27"> And you idiots are useless .
(trg)="36"> Oh My God , I 'm so angry that I don 't know what else I can say !
(src)="28"> Why should I keep you in my gang , you dumb idiots ?
(trg)="37"> I need my hair conditioner immediately !
(src)="29"> You can 't even think of a good cover up .
(trg)="38"> This is the most important thing for me !
(trg)="39"> As same as new phone !
(src)="30"> I just can 't understand why any of you should be here .
(trg)="40"> I 'm disappointed !
(src)="31"> Go kill yourselves , will you ?
(trg)="41"> Very , very disappointed !
(src)="32"> No harm will be done , and at least I won 't have to look at your stupid faces and listen to your " but chief ... "
(trg)="42"> You used to be my best friends and now ?
(trg)="43"> I don 't wanna see you anymore !
(trg)="44"> There will be blood , I promise .
(src)="33"> Don 't worry .
(trg)="45"> Don 't worry .
(src)="34"> We 've made three cheat sheets for him
(trg)="46"> We will try to fix it .
(src)="35"> Don 't bother to say you are sorry .
(trg)="47"> I can 't handle this ...
(src)="36"> I wanted to study .
(trg)="48"> That was a gift to me from me !
(src)="37"> Go to university .
(src)="38"> Be someone .
(src)="39"> But who cares about me ?
(trg)="50"> I will buy those things ... ... from your pay .
(src)="40"> Well , I shouldn 't lose all hope .
(trg)="51"> And I don 't wanna hear any opposition from you , morons .
(src)="41"> We can think of a way to get me out of this mess .
(trg)="52"> An eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth .
(src)="42"> So I suggest you roll up your sleeves , boys .
(trg)="53"> Now get out of my sight !