# hup/TViuHdgPafrq.xml.gz
# pan/TViuHdgPafrq.xml.gz
(src)="1"> Green Day is coming to Poland next June .
(trg)="1"> My Führer , we have got some very , very bad news .
(src)="2"> They are going to give concert in Łódź but we must do something .
(src)="3"> They have to come to Cracow .
(trg)="2"> We don 't know where we are , this map is useless and what is worse - we haven 't got any other device that could find our location .
(src)="4"> Yeah , I 'm agree .
(src)="5"> But how In this case we can 't kill them .
(trg)="3"> But I gave you my Galaxy Note and I begged you to install correctly a cracked Google Maps just in case .
(src)="6"> Chief , we ...
(trg)="4"> My Führer ...
(trg)="5"> But ...
(trg)="6"> Um ...
(src)="7"> We can threaten them .
(trg)="7"> We destroyed your phone because we hate Android phones ...
(src)="8"> We 'll tell something to one of them .
(trg)="8"> Just ...
(trg)="9"> Google Maps sucks , Apple and its maps rules .
(src)="9"> We can 't threaten them because they won 't notice it .
(src)="10"> They probably will be stoned .
(src)="11"> Anyone here who don 't know that , leave the room .
(trg)="10"> Anyone here that didn 't destroy my phone , leave the room .
(src)="12"> Now I 'm asking you Why in this hard time they don 't listen the real music !
(trg)="11"> How dare you talk to me like that ? !
(trg)="12"> I lost my lovely Samsung !
(trg)="13"> Now you are screwed !
(src)="13"> It 's the best band I' ve ever heard .
(trg)="14"> That was our last hope to find Rossmann !
(trg)="15"> How could you destroy my Samsung ?
(trg)="16"> This is unbelievable !
(src)="14"> Their songs are about true values .
(trg)="17"> And what 's the most surprising news - you prefer Apple iPhone 5 !
(trg)="18"> This $hit ?
(src)="15"> I prayed and begged God that they 'll come to Poland and what ! ?
(trg)="19"> This is the defeat of the century !
(src)="16"> They 're coming but some dumb people undervalue it !
(trg)="20"> Small screen , lots of bugs ... ... problems with broken lock button , camera has got an " Purple Halo " issue ...
(src)="17"> Maybe their parents didn 't let them listen Green Day .
(trg)="21"> My Führer , but iPhone 5 has an additional row of icons .
(src)="18"> It 's impossible !
(trg)="22"> Shut up !
(trg)="23"> And this maps !
(trg)="24"> How can we find Rossmann with this horrible iOS maps , huh ? !
(src)="19"> But maybe it 's true .
(trg)="25"> My Führer , please give us a chance !
(src)="20"> Parents aren 't too stupid !
(trg)="26"> NO !
(trg)="27"> Without Google Maps we can 't do ANYTHING !
(src)="21"> I don 't know your parents but you listen the best band .
(trg)="28"> Please tell me , how do we deal with this bugged map ? !
(src)="22"> So they are good like everyone .
(trg)="29"> We won 't be able to find this damn shop !
(trg)="30"> NEVER !
(src)="23"> Parens give their children opportiunity to choice .
(trg)="31"> And what also drives me crazy in Apple is this nonsensical battle with Samsung !
(src)="24"> But they just can 't choice the right way .
(trg)="32"> Apple just want to patent a rectangle with rounded corners .
(trg)="33"> And what else ?
(trg)="34"> Black color of the phone ?
(src)="25"> I just don 't get it .
(src)="26"> Green Day is the best thing in my life .
(trg)="35"> I don 't think so that even the most stupid person can mistake iPhone with one of the Galaxy phone , goddammit !
(src)="27"> Well , we must do something .
(src)="28"> Everyone below me must listen Green Day .
(trg)="36"> Oh My God , I 'm so angry that I don 't know what else I can say !
(src)="29"> But they must want it .
(trg)="37"> I need my hair conditioner immediately !
(src)="30"> Since tomorrow in our radio we 're listening only their songs .
(trg)="38"> This is the most important thing for me !
(trg)="39"> As same as new phone !
(src)="31"> All day and all night Green Day .
(trg)="40"> I 'm disappointed !
(trg)="41"> Very , very disappointed !
(src)="33"> This is end Justin Biber 's carieer in here .
(trg)="42"> You used to be my best friends and now ?
(trg)="43"> I don 't wanna see you anymore !
(trg)="44"> There will be blood , I promise .
(src)="34"> Don 't worry , all these people listen him .
(trg)="45"> Don 't worry .
(trg)="46"> We will try to fix it .
(src)="35"> I have really hard work to do with them .
(trg)="47"> I can 't handle this ...
(trg)="48"> That was a gift to me from me !
(src)="36"> But what can I do ?
(src)="37"> On the world are many very good band .
(src)="38"> And they are too stupid to learn something .
(trg)="50"> I will buy those things ... ... from your pay .
(src)="39"> Maybe I shouldn 't get so mad .
(trg)="51"> And I don 't wanna hear any opposition from you , morons .
(src)="40"> They must help me move Green Day 's concert to Cracow and they don 't have to like them .
(trg)="52"> An eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth .
(src)="41"> Let 's do it .
(trg)="53"> Now get out of my sight !