# en/TViuHdgPafrq.xml.gz
# nv/TViuHdgPafrq.xml.gz
(src)="1"> Chaos ' stag night is in the centre of the City .
(trg)="1"> We need to decide which way to travel to our winter holiday resort
(src)="2"> There are several different roads we can take to get there , but this one has the most pubs on it .
(trg)="2"> There are several different roads we can take to get there , but this one has the most McDonalds on it
(src)="3"> Sounds good , is everyone here ready to go ?
(trg)="3"> What the hell are you talking about ?
(trg)="4"> I failed maths this semester , I 'm not going .
(src)="4"> Sir , um ...
(trg)="5"> But chief .....
(src)="5"> Not everyone here has been invited yet .
(trg)="6"> We have packed the booze and smokes .....
(src)="6"> Anyone here except you 3 fuckers leave the room .
(trg)="7"> Everyone who has covered up for me in maths class leave the room
(src)="7"> Why is everyone not invited to this yet ? !
(trg)="8"> Damn it !
(trg)="9"> You should have tried harder !
(src)="8"> We Germans have the best lager in the world ( probably ) .
(trg)="10"> I' ve been waiting for this holiday and that damned teacher ruined it
(src)="9"> There is nothing in Scotland other than piss weak Tennents and imported English shite
(trg)="11"> When mom and dad find out Santa Clause won 't even come
(src)="10"> Even the whisky is overrated for fucks sake !
(trg)="12"> I was to get a new bike and a games console
(src)="11"> The food is complete bollocks
(trg)="13"> Not to mention Hanka Mostowiak action figure I wanted so much
(src)="12"> They couldn 't organise a piss up in a brewery !!
(trg)="14"> Chief , we will find you a good tutor , you will retake it
(src)="13"> Who asked you cunt face ?
(trg)="15"> You moron !
(trg)="16"> Study on holiday ??
(trg)="17"> Me ??
(src)="14"> Sir i ..... wank in your presence .. i ..
(trg)="19"> Chief , there 's no other way
(src)="15"> I bet they invited you fucker !!!
(trg)="20"> There 's no way that woman is going to make me study
(src)="16"> I bet all you cunts got an invite but not me ! ? !
(trg)="21"> I was to play Angry Birds for two damn weeks
(src)="17"> I have never been so insulted in my entire life
(trg)="22"> She has some spirit to have failed me
(src)="18"> And about the stripper ? .
(src)="19"> We have the biggest titted aryan filthy girls in the world !
(trg)="23"> I 'm gonna make her really sorry for that i" m gonna poison her cat , stalk her on the net .
(src)="20"> And not even an email , not even a text request for one of our girls
(trg)="25"> Such beautiful plans , everything ruined , all the booze and smokes wasted ..... having a few laughs with the boys
(src)="21"> Well if this is what they want then fuck them
(trg)="26"> I can 't believe she made me so angry .
(trg)="27"> And you idiots are useless .
(src)="22"> Come midnight they will be vomiting their guts up in the streets on their piss beer ! .... pissing on cars and causing mayahem in the chippy ....
(trg)="28"> Why should I keep you in my gang , you dumb idiots ?
(trg)="29"> You can 't even think of a good cover up .
(trg)="30"> I just can 't understand why any of you should be here .
(src)="23"> While our girls don 't even get a look in at this " stag do "
(trg)="32"> No harm will be done , and at least I won 't have to look at your stupid faces and listen to your " but chief ... "
(src)="24"> Don 't worry , himmler still wants a tit wank ....
(trg)="33"> Don 't worry .
(trg)="34"> We 've made three cheat sheets for him
(src)="25"> And don 't even get me started on that cunt Chaos ....
(trg)="35"> Don 't bother to say you are sorry .
(trg)="36"> I wanted to study .
(src)="26"> How can he think that a stag night without german beer will succeed ? .. shitty Tennants piss ..
(trg)="37"> Go to university .
(trg)="38"> Be someone .
(trg)="39"> But who cares about me ?
(src)="27"> Maybe I shouldn 't get so mad .
(trg)="40"> Well , I shouldn 't lose all hope .
(src)="28"> Thery are going to pay for it on Saturday morning ! .
(trg)="41"> We can think of a way to get me out of this mess .
(src)="29"> But they better hurry up ...
(trg)="42"> So I suggest you roll up your sleeves , boys .