# bh/TViuHdgPafrq.xml.gz
# pan/TViuHdgPafrq.xml.gz
(src)="1"> Our main armory is exacly on the Giuseppe avenue
(trg)="1"> My Führer , we have got some very , very bad news .
(src)="2"> Currently , it is being occupied by those Frech homos so we have to get it back coming from the West .
(trg)="2"> We don 't know where we are , this map is useless and what is worse - we haven 't got any other device that could find our location .
(src)="3"> Ya , ya whatever ... any questions ?
(trg)="3"> But I gave you my Galaxy Note and I begged you to install correctly a cracked Google Maps just in case .
(src)="4"> Just only one notice ...
(trg)="4"> My Führer ...
(trg)="5"> But ...
(trg)="6"> Um ...
(src)="5"> It is the only one armory we have actually , so we don 't have any weapons on this action .
(trg)="7"> We destroyed your phone because we hate Android phones ...
(trg)="8"> Just ...
(trg)="9"> Google Maps sucks , Apple and its maps rules .
(src)="6"> Anyone who isn 't responsible for our military resources , leave the room .
(trg)="10"> Anyone here that didn 't destroy my phone , leave the room .
(src)="7"> Why aren 't we ready for the situations like this ? !
(trg)="11"> How dare you talk to me like that ? !
(trg)="12"> I lost my lovely Samsung !
(trg)="13"> Now you are screwed !
(src)="8"> What do I pay you for , dumbasses ?
(trg)="14"> That was our last hope to find Rossmann !
(trg)="15"> How could you destroy my Samsung ?
(trg)="16"> This is unbelievable !
(src)="9"> You can 't even be responsible for arming our forces correctly !
(src)="10"> Should I make you all my personal maids ? !
(trg)="17"> And what 's the most surprising news - you prefer Apple iPhone 5 !
(src)="11"> Of course not because u can 't even handle such a complicated task as mopping the floor !
(trg)="19"> This is the defeat of the century !
(src)="12"> You are nothing more than just uneducated , unpractical and useless losers !
(trg)="20"> Small screen , lots of bugs ... ... problems with broken lock button , camera has got an " Purple Halo " issue ...
(src)="13"> My Führer , I have been studying houseworks for 5 years !
(trg)="21"> My Führer , but iPhone 5 has an additional row of icons .
(src)="14"> And you were giving bribes and a$ses for the exam results !
(trg)="22"> Shut up !
(trg)="23"> And this maps !
(trg)="24"> How can we find Rossmann with this horrible iOS maps , huh ? !
(src)="15"> But I passed , only that is important !
(trg)="25"> My Führer , please give us a chance !
(src)="16"> Don 't talk to me when I 'm raging , small boy !
(trg)="26"> NO !
(trg)="27"> Without Google Maps we can 't do ANYTHING !
(src)="17"> How our boys are supposed to win this battle without equipment ?
(trg)="28"> Please tell me , how do we deal with this bugged map ? !
(src)="18"> You think they will rush to the armory as a mass with bread as swords and eggs on spoons as bows ?
(trg)="29"> We won 't be able to find this damn shop !
(trg)="30"> NEVER !
(trg)="31"> And what also drives me crazy in Apple is this nonsensical battle with Samsung !
(src)="19"> We 'll see if we defeat them by our epic weapons or french will die to laugh seeing us naked , without armors .
(trg)="32"> Apple just want to patent a rectangle with rounded corners .
(trg)="33"> And what else ?
(trg)="34"> Black color of the phone ?
(src)="20"> Imagine how 'd other countries react on such an act of desperation .
(src)="21"> Stalin 's one for example !
(trg)="35"> I don 't think so that even the most stupid person can mistake iPhone with one of the Galaxy phone , goddammit !
(src)="22"> I 'd lose my authority of cruel and serious dictator and I love that title .
(trg)="36"> Oh My God , I 'm so angry that I don 't know what else I can say !
(src)="23"> If that happenned I would throw you all to my special bathroom and then run over you by wagon full of jews by myself .
(trg)="37"> I need my hair conditioner immediately !
(trg)="38"> This is the most important thing for me !
(trg)="39"> As same as new phone !
(src)="24"> And your families won 't be in a good mood when I' ll show them the video from that show in 3D
(trg)="40"> I 'm disappointed !
(trg)="41"> Very , very disappointed !
(src)="25"> But firstly they will be given yours remains packed into frozen food boxes under the Christmas tree on the 6th of December
(trg)="42"> You used to be my best friends and now ?
(trg)="43"> I don 't wanna see you anymore !
(trg)="44"> There will be blood , I promise .
(src)="26"> Don 't worry , you don 't have the Christmas tree
(trg)="45"> Don 't worry .
(trg)="46"> We will try to fix it .
(src)="27"> You will be the main lunch on eve
(trg)="47"> I can 't handle this ...
(trg)="48"> That was a gift to me from me !
(src)="28"> Cut into species you will be in every meal
(src)="29"> And I' ll recruit new specialists on your places
(trg)="50"> I will buy those things ... ... from your pay .
(src)="30"> Maybe it isn 't such a bad idea ...
(trg)="51"> And I don 't wanna hear any opposition from you , morons .
(src)="31"> I' ll recruit Howard Stark
(trg)="52"> An eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth .
(src)="32"> And I will rule the galaxy with him ...
(trg)="53"> Now get out of my sight !