# bh/TViuHdgPafrq.xml.gz
# nv/TViuHdgPafrq.xml.gz
(src)="1"> Our main armory is exacly on the Giuseppe avenue
(trg)="1"> We need to decide which way to travel to our winter holiday resort
(src)="2"> Currently , it is being occupied by those Frech homos so we have to get it back coming from the West .
(trg)="2"> There are several different roads we can take to get there , but this one has the most McDonalds on it
(src)="3"> Ya , ya whatever ... any questions ?
(trg)="3"> What the hell are you talking about ?
(trg)="4"> I failed maths this semester , I 'm not going .
(src)="4"> Just only one notice ...
(trg)="5"> But chief .....
(src)="5"> It is the only one armory we have actually , so we don 't have any weapons on this action .
(trg)="6"> We have packed the booze and smokes .....
(src)="6"> Anyone who isn 't responsible for our military resources , leave the room .
(trg)="7"> Everyone who has covered up for me in maths class leave the room
(src)="7"> Why aren 't we ready for the situations like this ? !
(trg)="8"> Damn it !
(trg)="9"> You should have tried harder !
(src)="8"> What do I pay you for , dumbasses ?
(trg)="10"> I' ve been waiting for this holiday and that damned teacher ruined it
(src)="9"> You can 't even be responsible for arming our forces correctly !
(src)="10"> Should I make you all my personal maids ? !
(trg)="11"> When mom and dad find out Santa Clause won 't even come
(src)="11"> Of course not because u can 't even handle such a complicated task as mopping the floor !
(trg)="12"> I was to get a new bike and a games console
(src)="12"> You are nothing more than just uneducated , unpractical and useless losers !
(trg)="13"> Not to mention Hanka Mostowiak action figure I wanted so much
(src)="13"> My Führer , I have been studying houseworks for 5 years !
(trg)="14"> Chief , we will find you a good tutor , you will retake it
(src)="14"> And you were giving bribes and a$ses for the exam results !
(trg)="15"> You moron !
(trg)="16"> Study on holiday ??
(trg)="17"> Me ??
(src)="15"> But I passed , only that is important !
(trg)="19"> Chief , there 's no other way
(src)="16"> Don 't talk to me when I 'm raging , small boy !
(trg)="20"> There 's no way that woman is going to make me study
(src)="17"> How our boys are supposed to win this battle without equipment ?
(trg)="21"> I was to play Angry Birds for two damn weeks
(src)="18"> You think they will rush to the armory as a mass with bread as swords and eggs on spoons as bows ?
(trg)="22"> She has some spirit to have failed me
(src)="19"> We 'll see if we defeat them by our epic weapons or french will die to laugh seeing us naked , without armors .
(trg)="23"> I 'm gonna make her really sorry for that i" m gonna poison her cat , stalk her on the net .
(trg)="24"> She is going to regret that for the rest of her life
(src)="20"> Imagine how 'd other countries react on such an act of desperation .
(src)="21"> Stalin 's one for example !
(trg)="25"> Such beautiful plans , everything ruined , all the booze and smokes wasted ..... having a few laughs with the boys
(src)="22"> I 'd lose my authority of cruel and serious dictator and I love that title .
(trg)="26"> I can 't believe she made me so angry .
(trg)="27"> And you idiots are useless .
(src)="23"> If that happenned I would throw you all to my special bathroom and then run over you by wagon full of jews by myself .
(trg)="28"> Why should I keep you in my gang , you dumb idiots ?
(trg)="29"> You can 't even think of a good cover up .
(src)="24"> And your families won 't be in a good mood when I' ll show them the video from that show in 3D
(trg)="30"> I just can 't understand why any of you should be here .
(trg)="31"> Go kill yourselves , will you ?
(src)="25"> But firstly they will be given yours remains packed into frozen food boxes under the Christmas tree on the 6th of December
(trg)="32"> No harm will be done , and at least I won 't have to look at your stupid faces and listen to your " but chief ... "
(src)="26"> Don 't worry , you don 't have the Christmas tree
(trg)="33"> Don 't worry .
(trg)="34"> We 've made three cheat sheets for him
(src)="27"> You will be the main lunch on eve
(trg)="35"> Don 't bother to say you are sorry .
(trg)="36"> I wanted to study .
(src)="28"> Cut into species you will be in every meal
(trg)="37"> Go to university .
(trg)="38"> Be someone .
(src)="29"> And I' ll recruit new specialists on your places
(trg)="39"> But who cares about me ?
(src)="30"> Maybe it isn 't such a bad idea ...
(trg)="40"> Well , I shouldn 't lose all hope .
(src)="31"> I' ll recruit Howard Stark
(trg)="41"> We can think of a way to get me out of this mess .
(src)="32"> And I will rule the galaxy with him ...
(trg)="42"> So I suggest you roll up your sleeves , boys .