# bh/TViuHdgPafrq.xml.gz
# hup/TViuHdgPafrq.xml.gz
(src)="1"> Our main armory is exacly on the Giuseppe avenue
(trg)="1"> Green Day is coming to Poland next June .
(src)="2"> Currently , it is being occupied by those Frech homos so we have to get it back coming from the West .
(trg)="2"> They are going to give concert in Łódź but we must do something .
(trg)="3"> They have to come to Cracow .
(src)="3"> Ya , ya whatever ... any questions ?
(trg)="4"> Yeah , I 'm agree .
(trg)="5"> But how In this case we can 't kill them .
(src)="4"> Just only one notice ...
(trg)="6"> Chief , we ...
(src)="5"> It is the only one armory we have actually , so we don 't have any weapons on this action .
(trg)="7"> We can threaten them .
(trg)="8"> We 'll tell something to one of them .
(src)="6"> Anyone who isn 't responsible for our military resources , leave the room .
(trg)="9"> We can 't threaten them because they won 't notice it .
(trg)="10"> They probably will be stoned .
(trg)="11"> Anyone here who don 't know that , leave the room .
(src)="7"> Why aren 't we ready for the situations like this ? !
(trg)="12"> Now I 'm asking you Why in this hard time they don 't listen the real music !
(src)="8"> What do I pay you for , dumbasses ?
(trg)="13"> It 's the best band I' ve ever heard .
(src)="9"> You can 't even be responsible for arming our forces correctly !
(src)="10"> Should I make you all my personal maids ? !
(trg)="14"> Their songs are about true values .
(src)="11"> Of course not because u can 't even handle such a complicated task as mopping the floor !
(trg)="15"> I prayed and begged God that they 'll come to Poland and what ! ?
(src)="12"> You are nothing more than just uneducated , unpractical and useless losers !
(trg)="16"> They 're coming but some dumb people undervalue it !
(src)="13"> My Führer , I have been studying houseworks for 5 years !
(trg)="17"> Maybe their parents didn 't let them listen Green Day .
(src)="14"> And you were giving bribes and a$ses for the exam results !
(trg)="18"> It 's impossible !
(src)="15"> But I passed , only that is important !
(trg)="19"> But maybe it 's true .
(src)="16"> Don 't talk to me when I 'm raging , small boy !
(trg)="20"> Parents aren 't too stupid !
(src)="17"> How our boys are supposed to win this battle without equipment ?
(trg)="21"> I don 't know your parents but you listen the best band .
(src)="18"> You think they will rush to the armory as a mass with bread as swords and eggs on spoons as bows ?
(trg)="22"> So they are good like everyone .
(trg)="23"> Parens give their children opportiunity to choice .
(src)="19"> We 'll see if we defeat them by our epic weapons or french will die to laugh seeing us naked , without armors .
(trg)="24"> But they just can 't choice the right way .
(src)="20"> Imagine how 'd other countries react on such an act of desperation .
(trg)="25"> I just don 't get it .
(trg)="26"> Green Day is the best thing in my life .
(src)="22"> I 'd lose my authority of cruel and serious dictator and I love that title .
(trg)="27"> Well , we must do something .
(trg)="28"> Everyone below me must listen Green Day .
(src)="23"> If that happenned I would throw you all to my special bathroom and then run over you by wagon full of jews by myself .
(trg)="29"> But they must want it .
(trg)="30"> Since tomorrow in our radio we 're listening only their songs .
(src)="24"> And your families won 't be in a good mood when I' ll show them the video from that show in 3D
(trg)="31"> All day and all night Green Day .
(trg)="32"> This is it .
(src)="25"> But firstly they will be given yours remains packed into frozen food boxes under the Christmas tree on the 6th of December
(trg)="33"> This is end Justin Biber 's carieer in here .
(src)="26"> Don 't worry , you don 't have the Christmas tree
(trg)="34"> Don 't worry , all these people listen him .
(src)="27"> You will be the main lunch on eve
(trg)="35"> I have really hard work to do with them .
(src)="28"> Cut into species you will be in every meal
(trg)="36"> But what can I do ?
(trg)="37"> On the world are many very good band .
(src)="29"> And I' ll recruit new specialists on your places
(trg)="38"> And they are too stupid to learn something .
(src)="30"> Maybe it isn 't such a bad idea ...
(trg)="39"> Maybe I shouldn 't get so mad .
(src)="31"> I' ll recruit Howard Stark
(trg)="40"> They must help me move Green Day 's concert to Cracow and they don 't have to like them .
(src)="32"> And I will rule the galaxy with him ...
(trg)="41"> Let 's do it .