# bh/TViuHdgPafrq.xml.gz
# dv/TViuHdgPafrq.xml.gz
(src)="1"> Our main armory is exacly on the Giuseppe avenue
(trg)="1"> ... then fegelein rolled natural 20 .
(src)="2"> Currently , it is being occupied by those Frech homos so we have to get it back coming from the West .
(trg)="2"> It was a critical hit enchanced with several level 1 spells .
(trg)="3"> Pretty good for a low level bard , huh ?
(src)="3"> Ya , ya whatever ... any questions ?
(trg)="4"> Yeah , nice .
(trg)="5"> What should I do next ?
(src)="4"> Just only one notice ...
(trg)="6"> Boss ...
(src)="5"> It is the only one armory we have actually , so we don 't have any weapons on this action .
(trg)="7"> You can 't do anything .
(trg)="8"> Fegelein has already won this duel .
(src)="6"> Anyone who isn 't responsible for our military resources , leave the room .
(trg)="9"> Everyone who isn 't taking part in the tournament , leave the room .
(src)="7"> Why aren 't we ready for the situations like this ? !
(trg)="10"> How is it even possible ? !
(trg)="11"> Level 3 gnome bard ?
(src)="8"> What do I pay you for , dumbasses ?
(trg)="12"> I 'm level 8 half- orc barbarian !
(src)="9"> You can 't even be responsible for arming our forces correctly !
(src)="10"> Should I make you all my personal maids ? !
(trg)="13"> I picked the best feats , bought the most expensive sword in game and even multiclassed into sorcerer !
(src)="11"> Of course not because u can 't even handle such a complicated task as mopping the floor !
(trg)="14"> I stacked so many potions for this fight !
(src)="12"> You are nothing more than just uneducated , unpractical and useless losers !
(trg)="15"> I 'm sure he was cheating !
(src)="13"> My Führer , I have been studying houseworks for 5 years !
(trg)="16"> We have done everything to prevent cheating
(src)="14"> And you were giving bribes and a$ses for the exam results !
(trg)="17"> Your methods never work !
(src)="15"> But I passed , only that is important !
(trg)="18"> We caught Krebs using invincibility cheat last week
(src)="16"> Don 't talk to me when I 'm raging , small boy !
(trg)="19"> It was impossible not to spot !
(trg)="20"> Jodl couldn 't even touch him !
(src)="17"> How our boys are supposed to win this battle without equipment ?
(trg)="21"> Fegelein probably enchanted his armor with cheats !
(src)="18"> You think they will rush to the armory as a mass with bread as swords and eggs on spoons as bows ?
(trg)="22"> We should ban him from our tournament !
(trg)="23"> There is no way anyone could beat him !
(src)="19"> We 'll see if we defeat them by our epic weapons or french will die to laugh seeing us naked , without armors .
(trg)="24"> With my stats , I should have beat him with just one hit , but no !
(trg)="25"> He reflected it like it was a flyswatter , not a hude sword !
(src)="20"> Imagine how 'd other countries react on such an act of desperation .
(trg)="26"> And then this critical hit !
(trg)="27"> I swear I saw him rolling natural 20 five times in a row when he was fighting Goebbels !
(src)="22"> I 'd lose my authority of cruel and serious dictator and I love that title .
(trg)="28"> I can 't let this man become the bunker champion again .
(trg)="29"> I can 't believe you guys ,
(src)="23"> If that happenned I would throw you all to my special bathroom and then run over you by wagon full of jews by myself .
(trg)="30"> How can you allow him to fool you like that ?
(trg)="31"> Even
# bh/WaUOqtboYyxb.xml.gz
# dv/WaUOqtboYyxb.xml.gz