# aa/TViuHdgPafrq.xml.gz
# pan/TViuHdgPafrq.xml.gz
(src)="1"> Stalin invites us to his bithday party .
(trg)="1"> My Führer , we have got some very , very bad news .
(src)="2"> We need to decide how we get there .
(trg)="2"> We don 't know where we are , this map is useless and what is worse - we haven 't got any other device that could find our location .
(src)="3"> I will get there by my new car .
(src)="4"> You can go get there by tanks .
(trg)="3"> But I gave you my Galaxy Note and I begged you to install correctly a cracked Google Maps just in case .
(src)="5"> Maine fuhrer ...
(trg)="4"> My Führer ...
(trg)="5"> But ...
(trg)="6"> Um ...
(src)="6"> We have crashed your car .
(trg)="7"> We destroyed your phone because we hate Android phones ...
(trg)="8"> Just ...
(trg)="9"> Google Maps sucks , Apple and its maps rules .
(src)="7"> Anyone who was not responsible for my car get out .
(trg)="10"> Anyone here that didn 't destroy my phone , leave the room .
(src)="8"> Damn it !
(trg)="11"> How dare you talk to me like that ? !
(src)="9"> Haw can this happen ?
(trg)="12"> I lost my lovely Samsung !
(trg)="13"> Now you are screwed !
(src)="10"> I' ve been waiting for this party and you idiots again suprise me with your stupidity .
(trg)="14"> That was our last hope to find Rossmann !
(trg)="15"> How could you destroy my Samsung ?
(trg)="16"> This is unbelievable !
(src)="11"> I didn 't even expect that some idiots can ruin my plans .
(trg)="17"> And what 's the most surprising news - you prefer Apple iPhone 5 !
(trg)="18"> This $hit ?
(src)="12"> But maybe not everything is lost .
(trg)="19"> This is the defeat of the century !
(src)="13"> We still have two weeks maybe we can repair it .
(trg)="20"> Small screen , lots of bugs ... ... problems with broken lock button , camera has got an " Purple Halo " issue ...
(src)="14"> Maine fuhrer your car is on the bottom of the lake .
(trg)="21"> My Führer , but iPhone 5 has an additional row of icons .
(src)="15"> You idiots !
(trg)="22"> Shut up !
(trg)="23"> And this maps !
(src)="16"> How you do this ?
(src)="17"> It was a big car .
(trg)="24"> How can we find Rossmann with this horrible iOS maps , huh ? !
(src)="18"> Maine fuhrer we were drunk .
(trg)="25"> My Führer , please give us a chance !
(src)="19"> How can this be my car is in the lake and you are here ?
(trg)="26"> NO !
(trg)="27"> Without Google Maps we can 't do ANYTHING !
(src)="20"> Why you still life idiots ?
(trg)="28"> Please tell me , how do we deal with this bugged map ? !
(src)="21"> You will get to Auschwitz by next train .
(trg)="29"> We won 't be able to find this damn shop !
(trg)="30"> NEVER !
(src)="22"> You will pay for everything you have done idiots .
(trg)="31"> And what also drives me crazy in Apple is this nonsensical battle with Samsung !
(src)="23"> I 'm gonna laugh when you dying and bring shame to your names .
(trg)="32"> Apple just want to patent a rectangle with rounded corners .
(trg)="33"> And what else ?
(trg)="34"> Black color of the phone ?
(src)="24"> I can 't believe everything what Poland , French , England and America don 't ever do ...
(trg)="35"> I don 't think so that even the most stupid person can mistake iPhone with one of the Galaxy phone , goddammit !
(src)="25"> You do in your stupidity .
(src)="26"> You damn idiots .
(trg)="36"> Oh My God , I 'm so angry that I don 't know what else I can say !
(src)="27"> Why should I keep you alive .
(trg)="37"> I need my hair conditioner immediately !
(src)="28"> You can 't do even good cappuccino .
(trg)="38"> This is the most important thing for me !
(trg)="39"> As same as new phone !
(src)="29"> I just can 't understand why any of you should be alive .
(trg)="40"> I 'm disappointed !
(src)="30"> You train leaves at 5a . m .
(trg)="41"> Very , very disappointed !
(src)="31"> And at least I won 't have to look at your stupid faces .
(trg)="42"> You used to be my best friends and now ?
(trg)="43"> I don 't wanna see you anymore !
(trg)="44"> There will be blood , I promise .
(src)="32"> Don 't worry .
(trg)="45"> Don 't worry .
(src)="33"> I heard , They have a great food in Auschwitz
(trg)="46"> We will try to fix it .
(src)="34"> The car you have destroyed idiots ...
(trg)="47"> I can 't handle this ...
(trg)="48"> That was a gift to me from me !
(src)="35"> It cost half of the third reich money .
(src)="36"> But who cares about it ?
(trg)="50"> I will buy those things ... ... from your pay .
(src)="37"> I will buy a new one , but I must wait a month .
(trg)="51"> And I don 't wanna hear any opposition from you , morons .
(src)="38"> I think I must go by train to Stalin 's party ... and bring a shame to my name .
(trg)="52"> An eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth .
(trg)="53"> Now get out of my sight !