# aa/TViuHdgPafrq.xml.gz
# bh/TViuHdgPafrq.xml.gz
(src)="1"> Stalin invites us to his bithday party .
(trg)="1"> Our main armory is exacly on the Giuseppe avenue
(src)="2"> We need to decide how we get there .
(trg)="2"> Currently , it is being occupied by those Frech homos so we have to get it back coming from the West .
(src)="3"> I will get there by my new car .
(src)="4"> You can go get there by tanks .
(trg)="3"> Ya , ya whatever ... any questions ?
(src)="5"> Maine fuhrer ...
(trg)="4"> Just only one notice ...
(src)="6"> We have crashed your car .
(trg)="5"> It is the only one armory we have actually , so we don 't have any weapons on this action .
(src)="7"> Anyone who was not responsible for my car get out .
(trg)="6"> Anyone who isn 't responsible for our military resources , leave the room .
(src)="8"> Damn it !
(src)="9"> Haw can this happen ?
(trg)="7"> Why aren 't we ready for the situations like this ? !
(src)="10"> I' ve been waiting for this party and you idiots again suprise me with your stupidity .
(trg)="8"> What do I pay you for , dumbasses ?
(src)="11"> I didn 't even expect that some idiots can ruin my plans .
(trg)="9"> You can 't even be responsible for arming our forces correctly !
(trg)="10"> Should I make you all my personal maids ? !
(src)="12"> But maybe not everything is lost .
(trg)="11"> Of course not because u can 't even handle such a complicated task as mopping the floor !
(src)="13"> We still have two weeks maybe we can repair it .
(trg)="12"> You are nothing more than just uneducated , unpractical and useless losers !
(src)="14"> Maine fuhrer your car is on the bottom of the lake .
(trg)="13"> My Führer , I have been studying houseworks for 5 years !
(src)="15"> You idiots !
(src)="16"> How you do this ?
(src)="17"> It was a big car .
(trg)="14"> And you were giving bribes and a$ses for the exam results !
(src)="18"> Maine fuhrer we were drunk .
(trg)="15"> But I passed , only that is important !
(src)="19"> How can this be my car is in the lake and you are here ?
(trg)="16"> Don 't talk to me when I 'm raging , small boy !
(src)="20"> Why you still life idiots ?
(trg)="17"> How our boys are supposed to win this battle without equipment ?
(src)="21"> You will get to Auschwitz by next train .
(src)="22"> You will pay for everything you have done idiots .
(trg)="18"> You think they will rush to the armory as a mass with bread as swords and eggs on spoons as bows ?
(src)="23"> I 'm gonna laugh when you dying and bring shame to your names .
(trg)="19"> We 'll see if we defeat them by our epic weapons or french will die to laugh seeing us naked , without armors .
(src)="24"> I can 't believe everything what Poland , French , England and America don 't ever do ...
(trg)="20"> Imagine how 'd other countries react on such an act of desperation .
(trg)="21"> Stalin 's one for example !
(src)="25"> You do in your stupidity .
(src)="26"> You damn idiots .
(trg)="22"> I 'd lose my authority of cruel and serious dictator and I love that title .
(src)="27"> Why should I keep you alive .
(src)="28"> You can 't do even good cappuccino .
(trg)="23"> If that happenned I would throw you all to my special bathroom and then run over you by wagon full of jews by myself .
(src)="29"> I just can 't understand why any of you should be alive .
(src)="30"> You train leaves at 5a . m .
(trg)="24"> And your families won 't be in a good mood when I' ll show them the video from that show in 3D
(src)="31"> And at least I won 't have to look at your stupid faces .
(trg)="25"> But firstly they will be given yours remains packed into frozen food boxes under the Christmas tree on the 6th of December
(src)="32"> Don 't worry .
(src)="33"> I heard , They have a great food in Auschwitz
(trg)="26"> Don 't worry , you don 't have the Christmas tree
(src)="34"> The car you have destroyed idiots ...
(trg)="27"> You will be the main lunch on eve
(src)="35"> It cost half of the third reich money .
(trg)="28"> Cut into species you will be in every meal
(src)="36"> But who cares about it ?
(trg)="29"> And I' ll recruit new specialists on your places
(src)="37"> I will buy a new one , but I must wait a month .
(trg)="30"> Maybe it isn 't such a bad idea ...
(src)="38"> I think I must go by train to Stalin 's party ... and bring a shame to my name .
(trg)="31"> I' ll recruit Howard Stark
(trg)="32"> And I will rule the galaxy with him ...
# aa/WaUOqtboYyxb.xml.gz
# bh/WaUOqtboYyxb.xml.gz